Happy birthday, Paul! Everyone else: Watch this now. It’s not the birthday song…surprise!

That’s right, it’s Sir Paul McCartney’s 67th birthday! And if anyone would like to get me a ticket to see Paul on Saturday, July 18th at Citi Field in honor his birthday, I won’t be mad.

Oh, it’s Sam’s birthday, too! Happy birthday, brother Sam.

And yesterday was #1 brother-in-law’s birthday. And Granny’s birthday. (And #1 b-i-l and whatever-my-sister-will-name-herself-in-her-comment’s anniversary, but this is a post about birthdays. So happy marriage birthday, guys.)

We’re gonna have a good time! Happy birthday to you!