Happy birthday, Paul! Everyone else: Watch this now. It’s not the birthday song…surprise!
That’s right, it’s Sir Paul McCartney’s 67th birthday! And if anyone would like to get me a ticket to see Paul on Saturday, July 18th at Citi Field in honor his birthday, I won’t be mad.
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Why? Because my apartment exploded. Well, the drains did.
Miriam and I were watching a movie. The volume was up high (to 11!) because I can never hear movies well. It was storming out also. All of a sudden, I told Miriam that it sounds like the noise on our TV [...]

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No, not them:

But it’s always nice to see The Beatles!
Happy birthday to my nephew Mowgli, who turns four today! I can’t believe this smart, sweet, and fab (of course) little boy is four. In honor of his birthday, I’m going to ask for your help: What should I call him on the blog? [...]

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What’s “it,” you ask? My mind. The other day, I poured myself a cup of coffee. I went to the fridge to get the milk, but it wasn’t there. I asked Miriam if it was on the table, although I didn’t think I brought it out of the kitchen after using [...]

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