Happy birthday to Lil (also known as Cousin First) and Adam (not known as Brother Second, but he is). First turns 27 today! And Adam is exactly eight years younger than her. Although he’s about six and a half years older than me, and I’m Cousin Last, and First is now two years younger than I am. And now I’m confused. But happy birthday to the birthday kids! Here’s a birthday song that I think you’ll both enjoy: