1) Working full-time and still being broke.
2) Hygiene confusion: Why do so many women at work brush their teeth 900 times a day but can’t seem to remember to use soap to wash their hands?
3) Spanish. Except for the word for retirement: jubilación. Those Spanish speakers got that one right.
4) Being able to get up early enough two days in a row to go for a run before work when going to bed the night before after 1 a.m., but then going to bed by 11 p.m. and oversleeping. And then still feeling exhausted. Explain THAT one to me.
5) Voting Republican.
There are a lot more things I don’t understand, but a lot of them aren’t so family-friendly (i.e., I don’t want to be disowned). I may come back and add some more later anyway.
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7-30-2008 at 11:45:56
People who do not wash their hands after using the bathroom need to be punched in the throat. Preferably by me. I work with very nice, very smart people who cannot seem to grasp the simple “wash your hands after they were within inches of poop” concept.
7-30-2008 at 11:48:14
Seriously. Worth a p in the f, as I always say (punch in the face, obviously). However, I don’t want my clean hands near any part of their filthy bodies, so there goes that.
7-31-2008 at 19:28:30
Everyone should was their hands, especially after they touch their poop-hole! And I especially don’t understand the Republican thing….not at all.
8-1-2008 at 08:32:22
I do think it’s pretty funny that the company has their non-Spanish-speaking proofreaders trying to proofread Spanish. Even as a half-assed Spanish speaker, I could tell there were always a lot of problems in those documents. None of which I bothered with, though, since I wasn’t supposed to be able to see them.
I guess I was a half-assed proofreader, too . . .
8-1-2008 at 17:42:08
Me too, Kristin, me too.
8-2-2008 at 16:22:27
This website is filthy. You should be ashamed of yourself. Wash your own mouth out with that soap no one is using in the bathroom.
8-2-2008 at 16:23:56
Good Hygiene is essential. Those who do not engage in it are a blight on society and should be neutralized (preferably with a large can of Lysol) immediately. Also, people who vote republican!
8-3-2008 at 01:00:23
There is no can of Lysol big enough to neutralize all those who vote Republican. If only that’s all we needed to fix that problem.
I will not wash my mouth out with soap. Never have you heard you heard me speak on this website. However, I do wash the hand I type with it, so we’re all good.
8-5-2008 at 14:08:42
I remember proofing those Spanish publications! Ha ha…yes, I agree with Kristin about the insanity of having non-Spanish speaking proofreaders work on them. Jubilacion indeed!
Also, on the hygiene issue…please wipe the damn sink out after you brush your hair over it! Leave hair in your own sink at home, don’t do it in a public bathroom.
Are you equating touching your poop hole with being Republican? Interesting. I suppose there is a correlation.
8-5-2008 at 22:26:24
By Republican poop holes, are you talking about their mouths, seeing how that crap is spewing out them?
8-6-2008 at 06:04:13
Mouth or bung…either one. Crap comes out of both.
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