The Office

Yes, I know what you’re all thinking: Grey’s Anatomy! And yes, I will be watching that. But something much more important will be on tonight at 8:30 on NBC: The Office! I’ve been waiting all summer for this, and I’m so excited; sad but true. And apparently there are some spoilers going around, but I’ve managed to avoid all of them (do NOT post any of them here). So don’t forget to watch! It’ll be great. Promise.

(What I’m really saying is: “Watch it, bitches!”)